Ultracapitalism

WELCOME TO THE BOARDROOM. WIN OR GO BANKRUPT. Ultracapitalism is a company-building roguelike autobattler where corporate greed is weaponized into deterministic combat. Pick a founder, survive fiscal years of questionable business decisions, and assemble a 10-slot Board of Assets — unpaid interns, offshore tax havens, union busters, automated server racks, AI agents, and more. Then sit back and watch your corporate engine auto-battle rival corporations to the death. The rules of the free market are simple: Achieve 10 Wins for Total Market Domination. Or suffer 5 Setbacks and you’re liquidated into bankruptcy. 💼 CASH IS HEALTH. DEBT IS POISON. Forget hit points and mana. In Ultracapitalism, the balance sheet is the battlefield: - Cash & Valuation: Cash on hand is your lifeblood. When it hits zero, security escorts you out of the building. - Loss & Profit: Inflict brutal Loss on rival balance sheets while pumping Profit back into your own reserves. - Moats, Debt & Scandal: Build a defensive Moat against incoming Loss. Weaponize non-decaying Debt that pierces straight through Moats, or spark fast-burning PR Scandals. - The Market Crash: When battles drag out, the unavoidable Market Crash arrives: an escalating, indiscriminate bloodbath where only the most solvent survive. 👔 THREE ASYMMETRIC FOUNDERS Pick a CEO that defines your corporate culture and starting portfolio: - The Baron (Old Money Conglomerate): Starts with an ungodly Valuation, shallow pocket change, and unkillable, high-footprint property engines that scale off sheer monetary worth. - Scrappy (The Bootstrapped Underdog): Cash-poor, deep initial Funding, and an insatiable hunger to hustle. Thrives on low-cost swarms, Overwork, and mechanics that scale off having less. - Sergei (The Tech Disruptor): "Move fast, break laws." Packs exclusive automation and software assets, piling on volatile Debt, explosive Windfall payouts, and self-damaging high-speed engines. 🌐 ASYNC PVP & PUBLIC FILINGS Take your company public. In every End-of-Year review, battle the registered Filings of real players’ historical runs. Test your economic engine against the greed of the entire community in fully deterministic, cheat-proof asynchronous multiplayer. 📈 UPGRADE, PIVOT, AND SLAP ON BUZZWORDS - SaaS Pricing Tiers: Upgrade your company's assets from Basic → Plus → Pro → Enterprise to supercharge their output and unlock disgusting corporate synergies. - Graft on Corporate Jargon: Slap Buzzwords onto literally anything. Make a factory worker Agile. Make an intern Disruptive. Make an espresso machine Gamified. Every buzzword modifies how your assets work. MATURE CONTENT / SATIRICAL DISCLAIMER Contains themes of extreme corporate malfeasance, hostile takeovers, horrible bosses, overworked interns, dubious venture funding, aggressive tax structuring, and relentless pursuit of shareholder value.