SLAPPED SILLY

Good manners don’t make the front page. Welcome to The Daily Slap Presents: Slapped Silly, a multiplayer slapstick party game where a perfectly respectable afternoon can end with twelve people chasing each other through a printing factory. Step into a black-and-white newspaper brought to life in 3D, complete with crooked top hats, enormous mustaches, and citizens who really should know better. Outrun your friends, land a well-timed slap, and watch a dignified gentleman fold like an accordion. The reporters are watching. Try to give them something worth printing. Get slapped. Join the chase. In Slap Tag, one player starts as the Tagger. Everyone else gets a head start. Get caught by a slap and you’ll tumble, see stars, wobble back to your feet—and join the Taggers. Every person caught makes the chase harder for those still running. Stay untagged until the clock runs out, or help the growing crowd catch everyone. Getting caught doesn’t end your round. It changes whose side you’re on. Sprint, slide, dive, dodge, and scramble over obstacles to stay one step ahead. A good shortcut can save you. A badly timed victory emote probably won’t. Yesterday’s newspaper. Today’s public nuisance. Choose from 12 expressive 3D caricatures, from the scrappy newsboy to the pompous tycoon. Oversized hands, rubbery faces, wobbling mustaches, and spectacular ragdoll reactions give every encounter its own ridiculous personality. Cross-hatched streets, ink splashes, halftone shading, and silent-film-inspired music bring the newspaper world to life. Each match gets its own front-page treatment, with photographs, headlines, and awards documenting the highlights—and the falls you hoped nobody noticed. Take the nonsense somewhere new. Cause a scene across six maps, including a busy printing factory, the streets of Downtown 1907, a grand hotel, an old-timey carnival, a cluttered newsroom, and a mansion full of hidden passages. Learn the shortcuts, watch the machinery, and be careful around the cake table. Across seven game modes, there’s more to do than run for your dignity. Fight for territory in King of the Slap, pass a ticking newspaper bundle in Hot Potato, or settle things on the pitch in Slapball. Different objectives, equally questionable behavior. Dress like tomorrow’s headline. Build your own look from 600 cosmetic unlocks, including outfits, headwear, facial hair, slap effects, victory poses, and profile decorations. Earn Ink through play, collect rewards, and browse an optional shop for direct-purchase cosmetics. Try things on, mix them together, and save your favorite combinations. Cosmetics change your appearance, not your chances. A more expensive glove doesn’t slap harder. There are no pay-to-win upgrades or paid loot boxes. There’s always another story. Chase 300 in-game achievements presented as collectible newspaper headlines. Earn recognition for clever escapes, unlikely chain reactions, teamwork, mastery, and moments that probably couldn’t have happened on purpose. Build your newspaper reputation, tackle contracts, and work through 12 permanent Newspaper Editions filled with progression rewards. Pick a track, take your time, and return to earlier editions whenever you like. Your unfinished business will still be there. Bring your friends. Or practice on the bots. Play online with 2–12 players, fill empty spaces with bots, or jump into an offline bot match on your own. Use keyboard and mouse or a controller, with full controller support throughout gameplay and every menu. Browse achievements, customize your character, navigate the shop, and get into the next round without reaching for a mouse. Make the front page. Preferably on your feet.