A science fiction comedy visual novel: follow two space miners as they spiral through the bureaucratic gears of a caffeine-fueled corporate time loop nightmare.
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Om spelet
Spel
Releasedatum16 mars 2026Släpptes för 6 månader sedan
Windows · macOS · LinuxFullt stöd för handkontroll
SpellägenSingle-player
Steam-funktionerFamily Sharing
Tillgänglighet och ljudCustom Volume ControlsKeyboard Only OptionMouse Only OptionPlayable without Timed Input
MerNarrated Game MenusPlayable At Your Own PacePlayable Without Vision
Systemkrav
MinimumRekommenderatOSWindows 7 or newer (64-bit recommended)—Processor1.8 GHz dual-core CPU—GrafikkortIntegrated graphics (Intel HD 3000 or equivalent)—RAM2 GB RAM—Lagring500 MB available space—
Om spelet
Om Quantum Coffee Conundrum - Director's Cut
Two space miners get trapped inside a corporate time loop nightmare.
Coffee gets brewed.
Hilarity ensues.
Inspirations
Quantum Coffee Conundrum is a kinetic visual novel focused on immersive sound and atmosphere, set up like a stage play, offering a dark comedy and reverent pastiche to the Golden Age of Philosophical Science Fiction, in an attempt to blend the industrial cynicism of Harlan Ellison to the Absurdist conflict of Albert Camus and the reality-warping paranoia of Philip K. Dick.
Other direct inspirations involve the body of work of Kurt Vonnegut (Slaughterhouse Five), Miguel de Cervantes (Don Quixote), Arturo Pérez-Reverte (The Club Dumas), and more. Think of Brazil by filmmaker Terry Gilliam mixed with the Waiting for Godot Absurdist play by Samuel Beckett.
Synopsis
During a mundane asteroid mining job, two space miners get trapped inside a corporate time loop nightmare.
Their only way out is to argue and bicker to stay sane, all the while drinking a copious amount of coffee.
Set on a grimy corporate mining ship, QCC is a reinterpretation of the time loop genre featuring gallows humor, existential dread, a broad look into Absurdist philosophy and the rise of AI in our current times.
The story and banter follow a meta narrative where characters eventually attempt to reclaim authorship over the narrator to break free out of their fate which was sealed the moment the game started.
Features
NEW: Both Prologue & Epilogue are now fully voice acted!
Starring: Dexter Manning & Xeraphina
- 25,000-word script
- Average reading time: 2h+
- A reinterpretation of the Science Fiction time loop concept
- Contains over 180 combined unique backgrounds and sound assets
- BONUS: A 5,000-word exclusive "Omake" episode
- BONUS: This Steam release contains an Extended Director's Cut Epilogue
- Mouse Wheel Down can be used to scroll through text instead of Left Click.
Notice for Content Creators
Quantum Coffee Conundrum features a curated soundtrack including licensed royalty-free music. Please be aware that one or more music tracks may trigger automated "Copyright Claims" (ad revenue sharing) on platforms like YouTube. These are not Copyright Strikes, but if you wish to avoid claims entirely, we recommend adjusting the music and sound volume in the settings menu during your broadcast.
ADDENDUM
Due to litigation and outstanding audit discrepancies, all external gratification dopamine-inducing notifications have been decommissioned and deemed as Non-Essential Interferences.
Let it be known:
Meaning and silliness are inseparable survival mechanisms: the absurd is survivable, but only together.
Spelare uppdaterade 19 sep. 01:53 UTC · butiksdata 22 sep. 10:14 UTC · källa: SteamWebAPI
Quantum Coffee Conundrum - Director's Cut kostar 2,99€ i Steams DE-butik. Det lägsta priset vi har registrerat sedan 22 sep. 2026 är 2,99€. Steam sätter separata priser för spelet i 14 regioner – de regionala priserna finns ovan.
Quantum Coffee Conundrum - Director's Cut släpptes 16 mars 2026 av Cold Brew Entropy Studios. Släpptes för 6 månader sedan.
Minimum: Windows 7 or newer (64-bit recommended), 1.8 GHz dual-core CPU, Integrated graphics (Intel HD 3000 or equivalent), 2 GB RAM. Kortet med systemkrav ovan jämför minimikrav och rekommenderade krav för varje plattform.