HALLELUJAH!

A Gory Destructive Combat Sandbox
 Dive into the vengeance of Samson, a man divinely gifted with superhuman strength, birthed to destroy the enemy. Fight Relentlessly Samson's core abilities have no cooldowns and can be cancelled. Exploit his mobility, chain attacks, and take your pick of blessings. Combined lifesteal and rage mechanics will reward the godly who embrace relentless assault and overwhelming destruction for divine purposes. Godlike Traversal and Damage Take the action roguelike genre farther and get off the ground with an absolutely absurd movement sandbox! Wall jumps, air dashes, enemy weapons, dive bombs, combat juggling, and body slams! Exploit them all to send enemies through buildings, onto ziplines, off trampoline tents, through air currents, off cliffs, or all the above! Meaningful Mass Destruction Destroy the feeble structures of men and open up new offensive and defensive possibilities as your build evolves to incorporate building-destruction effects such as money yield, rage gain, damage-causing explosions, and item health regeneration. Divinely Broken Builds Experiment with blessings, curses, weapons, and permanent upgrades that dramatically change how every run unfolds. Discover powerful synergies, embrace reckless combinations affecting every aspect of play from environment to mechanics to payouts. Religious Gambling! Play Kvitlach, Spin the Dreidel, and utilize the Bonfire game to exploit gambling systems and break the shops for upgrades and investments! 3 Dudes Tell a Bible Story A young Jewish Rabbi, a Southern Protestant, and an agnostic Dutch professor keep each other company as they follow Samson through perhaps the most violent book in the Bible. Journey through the metaphysical as literal interpretation paves the way for physical exploration of each religion (or lack thereof). Bobby “Ol’ Tennessee” Teague From the foothills of Appalachia comes the soldier known as Bobby Teague. With a terrible smoking habit and an undying propensity to talk shit, the foul-mouthed Bobby was raised with a fear two things: The Lord, and an ass-whoopin’. The Bookish Rabbi Shaul Feigenbaum Just outside of Crown Heights, Brooklyn, came the young man with a beautiful singing voice and a speech impediment. New York City is home to many great Jewish thinkers, and Shaul Feigenbaum found solace in the many rabbinic commentaries and religious texts that some of these men provided through the Chabad-Lubavitch outreach programs. Devoutly observant and endlessly curious, Shaul happily loses himself in the Torah’s most complex mysteries. Professor Kilian Van Doorn of Tilburg The hyper-punctual and deeply compassionate professor of horology from Tilburg has never felt the so-called self-evident truth of God. With his Dutch directness and twill coat handed down from his late father, the man behind the glasses stands tall as a grounded, open-minded, yet harshly determined critic prepared to call bullshit on any custom, tradition, religious belief, or needlessly vile action at any moment. HALLELUJAH! is scripturally accurate, amoral, and solely focused on being a great game regardless of any religious beliefs, traditions, or affiliations. HALLELUJAH! is a religious work reveling in the degeneracy and savagery of mankind, and the Bible's remarkable ability to somehow transcend and propagate into the current era.