Gems are Mine, Slashes are Yours: Blood & Blessing

"Have you ever shed tears begging for a healer in an RPG?" Here is the most arrogant, shameless cleric who monopolizes all the loot on the battlefield. You are the one rolling in the dirt, bleeding, and doing all the grunt work, but this AI healer acts like a magnet, scooping up every precious gem. She’s infuriating, sure—but without her healing magic, you wouldn't last a single second in the dungeon, and without your brute force, she’s just monster food. A hilarious, role-reversed fantasy action comedy unfolds! Gems are Mine, Slashes are Yours: Blood & Blessing is a 2D survival action roguelike where you sweep away endless hordes of monsters while managing the most stressful (and hilarious) symbiotic relationship of your life. 🩸 Core Features - High-Risk, High-Return Combat: As a Berserker, you consume your own HP to unleash devastating, screen-clearing crushing attacks. You must entrust your life entirely to your AI cleric companion while diving headfirst into the fray. - The Heart-Pounding "Resource Swap": Your cleric can't heal you if she's out of Mana. When her MP runs dry, she will dangerously sacrifice her own HP to restore it. This creates terrifying windows where both of you are on the brink of death. Survive these extreme moments through pure positioning and control! - A Cruel Roguelike Dilemma: Leveling up grants random skill and stat choices, but there are no shared skills! Do you increase your own destructive power to slaughter monsters faster? Or do you buff your lifeline cleric’s healing and utility? Make extreme choices between efficiency and survival in every run. - She Takes the Gems, You Work Two Jobs: The cleric's magic radius forcibly vacuums up all dropped gems. So how does a Berserker make a living? Bounties! Accept side-quests from the Bounty Board—from exterminating 200 rats to hunting brutal orcs. Work your bloody second job to earn your own precious "Gold." - Blood, Sweat, and the Skill Shop: Spend your hard-earned Gold to unlock essential skills for yourself, or begrudgingly upgrade your greedy cleric. You will also need Gold to buy 'Stage Keys' to unlock new biomes. From grassy plains to eerie caves and barren deserts, tougher monsters mean harder healing (and more complaining from the cleric). - Real-Time Sassy Banter: She is not just a silent heal-bot. Whether she’s out of mana, you're in danger, or you've just met a pathetic end, the cleric delivers real-time, witty, and cynical commentary, filling the battlefield with dark comedy.