Polyarmory: High Calibre Love

The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. We'll bang, okay? As the prepper, take the mysterious pill Caliber™ to awaken an arsenal of alluring companions and fight against the dark forces determined to tear you apart! Every day that goes by, you'll learn more about your lovely companions: - Rimington, the hunky shotgun - Viper, the chaotic revolver - Marsh & Mello, aka "The Twins" (they aren't related). - Svetlana, the RPG with an explosive temper Show them that you know how to handle them and together, they'll take you on a journey of self-discovery that you never realised you needed! Key Features - Five gorgeous guns to spend your time with! - A manly friendship with a friend over the radio waves! - Experience the power of Caliber™ in a safe and comfortable location! - Intense shooter action - fight against hordes as they try to take your guns! - 100% Streamer Safe! - Over THREE hours of the truth-telling podcast The Colt Michigan Experience! - Fight against the ever-present creeping feelings of loneliness and despair! - Deep lore dripping from every crack and crevice!