"Buy The Game, I Have a Gun" -Sheesh-Man

Why this game is cool like some cool beans Listen carefully, this might be the most important thing you will ever buy in your entire life. The game even features some of the most famous actors to have ever lived, including "Thrash94Gaming" you might know him for never being in a movie. "LaraCroft86" you might know her for also not being in any movie. Lastly but mostly least "Gamer Jeffro" for his famous role as Asa Gray in the video game that you are about to buy. Thankfully this game also includes two actors from Kimulator's Films, sadly the best thing one of them is known for is being in "Zombitatos: The End of The PC Master Race". Gameplay This is an interactive movie, what does this mean? Basically you watch a cutscene and then you have multiple choices and the choice you decide to do will affect the next cutscene you will see. There are actually multiple endings too! So you know, it's very gamer from gamer-town of sheeshing-city. Who am I? You might wonder who I am, well I'm Sheesh-Man, I literally come from another planet, I'm like an alien, a spooky sheeshing alien to say the truth. Don't challenge me or I will sheesh your whole family, including your dog, it's not a threat, it's a fact. Now back to the game, it features over 2 hours of video footage of me and my worst enemy Swag-Girl, who even says Swag nowadays? Pft, we all know Sheeshing is the new hip and cool thing to do no matter the year, sheeesh. This game is worth every penny, and you should buy it right now, why? Firstly because the whole story was written during a live-stream, which makes the story totally nonsensical! If this doesn't convince you remember that not only do I have a gun, I also know all your secrets. This is of course a joke, I do not know your secrets, yet. Bonus Thingy The game has a ton of bonus content too! Even a video of Mini the dog taking a shower, can you believe it? I surely can, because it's true and it's literally in the game. The Features - Multiple Choices & endings - Over 2 hours of video footage - Math Problems to solve (Yes seriously) - Emotional Cutscenes full of sheeshing hero action - Ton of bonus features, including a way too long video of Mini The Dog taking a shower & more! - Mouse,Keyboard,touchscreen and controller support - Achievements (To flex your sheeshing skills to your friends) -Sheesh-Man (Your favorite super-hero or something idk)