THIS HOUSE HATES YOU

You need to sell this house. The house has other plans. This House Hates You is a first-person single-player comedy about selling a house that is actively working against you. You're a real estate agent. A buyer is here for a viewing. Naturally, this is when fires break out, the ceiling starts leaking, and a ghost makes an appearance. Deal with the chaos before your buyer notices, and keep the sale alive. Fix it? Hide it? Decide fast. The buyer is coming. Accept a booking, prepare the house, and welcome your guest. Once the viewing begins, there's no time for a leisurely tour. Fix problems or hide them before the buyer walks into the next room. Tackle the mess in front of you, or race ahead to stop them from discovering something worse. The tools are here. You'll soon find out if you picked the right one. Grab an extinguisher for a fire or a repair tool for a broken fixture. Choose poorly, and you might make things even more ridiculous. Just finished cleaning up one room? That suspicious noise from down the hall is your next appointment. Every house has an attitude. Every buyer has their quirks. Doors lock. Lights go out. Even the tool you're reaching for might run away. The house's personality changes how it gets in your way. Buyers have their own tastes, too. Something that horrifies one visitor might charm another. Learn what matters to your buyer and decide which disasters need your attention first. Features - First-person, single-player chaos as a real estate agent - Household disasters ranging from fires and leaks to unwelcome ghosts - Tool-based problem-solving: fix it, hide it, and think fast - Buyers with different tastes, reactions, and dialogue - House personalities that change how your viewing goes wrong This house has a few problems. Just keep them out of sight until the deal is done.