The Dream Collector

To Whom It May Concern: Welcome to The Department of Nocturnal Reverie Restoration and Oneiric Artifact Curation. You are henceforth responsible for receiving dream package deliveries, repairing their contents if necessary, documenting their essence in concise poetry, and storing them for safekeeping. Please situate yourself by using the provided items in your desk drawer, then pull the chain to begin. For posterity, we are providing the list of duties to which you have agreed and can expect to perform as The Dream Collector: - Tedious, hands-on repairing and restoration of shattered dreams - Mind-boggling—and occasionally mind-numbing—writing of poetry - Profound revelations, which can be both comedic and frightening at times - Exquisite original music (via your personal Void Inc. provisioned radio) - Occasional bouts of rain - A healthy balance of creepiness and coziness - Solitude Sincerely, Corporate The Void Inc.