An online 1-4 player co-op adventure where you experience the legendary struggle of getting to school as an Asian parent. Fight Tom, a psychopathic bear, defy physics, and survive the emotional damage from Tablo Escobar: an NPC who roasts you every time you fail.
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在线人数024 小时 —
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评测76 篇评测
61.8%Mixed
47 篇好评29 篇差评
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发行日期2026年8月25日1 个月前发行
开发者Andy Yeet发行商Kaljag Games, MadOctopus类型动作冒险独立休闲
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玩家数更新于 9月18日 22:46 UTC · 商店数据更新于 9月22日 08:10 UTC · 来源:SteamWebAPI
辅助功能与音频Adjustable DifficultyCustom Volume ControlsPlayable without Timed InputStereo Sound
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系统需求
最低配置推荐配置系统Windows 10 (64-bit)Windows 10/11 (64-bit)处理器Core i7-3820 or equivalentRyzen 9 3900XT or equivalent显卡NVIDIA GeForce GTX 970RTX 3060 or equivalent内存8 GB RAM12 GB RAM存储空间5 GB available space相同
关于 How Asian Parents went to School
Reach School, Alive (Optional)
Join 3 friends to relive the legendary journey your parents bragged about. Climb vertical mountains, survive a highly questionable commute, and get to class before the bell rings.
School attendance is mandatory. Survival isn't. Get to school or bring shame to your family.
Face the Bear Who Identifies as a Cat
Humans love cats, but this one isn’t exactly a cat. It's a cat mask wearing bear that screams 'Meow' at players, spits on them, and oh yeah- has a literal flamethrower in his mouth.
The "Cat" is Back for more Friendly Games
The bear is back for a friendly game of Freeze Tag. Except if everyone freezes, you die. So rely on friends to unfreeze you. Then survive a totally fair snowball fight with the same bear.
Let Your Anger Out on Your Friends
Fed up with Tablo Escobar's 1,700+ unique lines of insulting dialogue? You can always use your buddies as stress relief punching bags.
Chill...
Take a break from the trauma. Admire the satisfying scenery, listen to the peaceful birds, and forget about the danger for a minute.
Features :
- Online 1-4 Player Co-op & Offline Solo Play
- Proximity Voice Chat
- Tablo Escobar - Your personal bully with 1,700+ dialogues
- 9 “Sus” Collectibles with satisfying sound effects
- Cat Mask Wearing Bear who spits on players
- Snowball Fight - totally not rigged
- Freeze Tag - if everyone freezes, everyone dies
- The Crow Taxi - very questionable ride
常见问题
How Asian Parents went to School 在 CN 区 Steam 商店的售价为 ¥ 29.99。自 2026年9月22日 以来,我们记录到的最低价为 ¥ 29.99。Steam 在 14 个地区为该游戏单独定价——各地区价格见上方。
How Asian Parents went to School 于 2026年8月25日 发行,由Andy Yeet制作。1 个月前发行。