You like milk? You like tits? Then you’ll love milky tits. Floppy Dick is a parody arcade game with an absurd and provocative theme. Survive rising speed, test your reflexes, choose your difficulty, and see how long you can last. You want it hard… right?
Floppy Dick 在线人数与 Steam 图表
实时
在线人数024 小时 —
24 小时峰值玩家0今日最高样本
30 天峰值玩家0平均 —
历史峰值玩家0自开始追踪以来
30 天游玩时长—估算值
Steam 图表 · 30 天在线人数等待采样
正在收集每日样本尚未存储该游戏的每日样本。积累最初几天的历史数据后,曲线就会出现。
24 小时—7 天—趋势持平
评测9 篇评测
88.9%9 user reviews
8 篇好评1 篇差评
推荐数—
媒体
6 张图片
游戏详情
关于这款游戏
游戏
发行日期2026年3月23日6 个月前发行
开发者MaCoGAME发行商MaCoGAME类型动作独立
20成就—DLC4450060
关于这款游戏
玩家数更新于 9月19日 01:44 UTC · 商店数据更新于 9月22日 08:31 UTC · 来源:SteamWebAPI
辅助功能与音频Adjustable DifficultyCustom Volume ControlsKeyboard Only OptionStereo Sound
系统需求
最低配置推荐配置系统Windows 10 or newer—处理器Dual-Core 2.0 GHz—显卡Integrated graphics (e.g., Intel HD Graphics)—存储空间110 MB available space—
关于 Floppy Dick
Floppy Dick is an arcade game inspired by classic side-scrolling reflex challenges.
Your goal is simple: survive as long as possible while navigating increasingly difficult obstacles.
What starts as a silly and absurd concept quickly turns into a demanding test of timing, focus, and precision.
Gameplay
In Floppy Dick, you control a flying character that moves forward automatically.
Press the flap button to gain altitude and carefully navigate through obstacles.
The longer you survive, the faster and more difficult the game becomes.
The challenge is simple to understand but difficult to master.
Game Features
- Fast-paced arcade gameplay focused on reflexes and timing
- Three difficulty modes: Easy, Medium, and Hardcore
- Increasing speed and challenge as your score rises
- Consumables that grant temporary powers
- A skin shop to customize your gameplay experience
- Steam achievements to unlock by reaching milestones
- Quick restart gameplay loop designed for short intense sessions
The Goal
Your objective is to achieve the highest score possible by surviving longer than before.
Every obstacle passed increases your score, but the game gradually accelerates, pushing your reflexes to the limit.
常见问题
Floppy Dick 在 US 区 Steam 商店的售价为 $1.99。自 2026年9月22日 以来,我们记录到的最低价为 $1.99。Steam 在 12 个地区为该游戏单独定价——各地区价格见上方。
Floppy Dick 于 2026年3月23日 发行,由MaCoGAME制作。6 个月前发行。
最低配置:Windows 10 or newer, Dual-Core 2.0 GHz, Integrated graphics (e.g., Intel HD Graphics)。上方的配置卡片对比了各平台的最低配置和推荐配置。
Steam 标注 Floppy Dick 需要 110 MB 可用磁盘空间。
9 篇 Steam 评测中有 88.9% 为好评——Steam 的评价是“9 user reviews”。
不支持——Steam 未列出 Floppy Dick 的简体中文版本。Steam 共列出 8 种语言,其中 8 种提供完整配音。