Dracanea: The Ragtag Regalia

Tired of games where teenagers save the world? Dracanea: The Ragtag Regalia is a comedy adventure game where Riker, an ex-teen-hero, now lives life as a fully-grown, slightly washed-up celebrity who longs for the adventure he experienced as a kid. Ever wondered what happens to all those teen heroes in every fantasy story AFTER they save the day from a world-ending threat? Well, they may grow up, but they never lose their sense of adventure. That's where Riker comes in! And alongside his sharp-tongued partner Eevie, he must rally a crew of oddball heroes to stop the Rebel Army’s plot to conquer the kingdom of Dracanea! Featuring a cast of grown-up adults, it tells a classic fantasy RPG story through the lens of characters who pay taxes, have relationships, and occasionally experience knee pain. Featuring classic exploration and tool-based puzzles, it lets you crawl through dungeons looking for keys, then switches to turn-based battles with button-input actions that let you power up your attacks instead of just sitting back and mashing the A button for 30 hours straight! Features - Grown-up gamers, your time is now! The gigantic and colorfully whimsical cast of characters are all adults over the age of 25, so grown-up gamers don't have to feel old while playing! - Puzzles, anyone? Solve environmental puzzles in both the overworld and dungeons. Use tools and equipment to unlock doors, hunt down collectibles, piece together jigsaws, and discover hidden goodies. - Fighting-games meet RPGs! Engage in a modern spin on turn-based combat. Use stylish fighting-game button inputs to power up your attacks and turn the tide of battle. - Dinner’s on! Collect 150+ dishes in your Recipedia to heal and buff your team. Cook enough of them and you’ll even unlock real-life recipes you can try yourself! - QOL TBQH... Enjoy quality-of-life features for busy grown-ups, like estimates for how long the next story beat will take, plus a running measure of your current session. Now you’ll know exactly how much longer you can play before putting down the controller for the night! - Story Time DX! Explore the forgotten land of Dracanea in a meaty 35-40 hour long campaign. Prefer a brisker pace? Turn on Story Mode to streamline combat and travel, so you can focus on the storytelling! - Friendship is magic (kinda). Build relationships through the Friendship System. Allies who bond will fight better together—and really close teammates can even unlock devastating Super-Duo Attacks. - LMAO it up. Enjoy 100+ comedy skits packed with absurd, surreal, and painfully relatable humor that flesh out the cast in between story beats. - Dat music, tho. Jam out to a massive, groovy soundtrack composed by the game’s creator—featuring epic boss remixes, funky battle bops, and maybe even some mambo! Overview Dracanea: The Ragtag Regalia takes cues from oldschool 2D RPGs while playfully subverting classic tropes, striking a balance between ridiculous character-driven humor and dramatic storytelling. After living a grown-up life of mundane luxury, Riker Tierros is called back into action, alongside his better-half Eevie Green, and his best friend Christoph Albus. The King of Dracanea plans to explore outside their kingdom's shores, but a looming rebel movement seeks to thwart the crown's actions for their own nefarious deeds. What nefarious deeds? No one really knows. But they're super evil, that's for sure. In your travels, expect to see the following: - Doggie knights, all of whom are certified good boys (Yes. You can pet them) - Sandwiches - A leotard-wearing egomaniac from another dimension - Jigsaw puzzles that you can put together for prizes - A smelly-girl alchemist whose brainpower is only rivaled by her odor - Nameless, expendable enemy soldiers by the dozen - More sandwiches - An edgelord, wielding a magical fedora - A cat-monster who clearly is behind on his paternity payments - Extremely cozy camping - A jolly huntsman with a real sweet beard, and an even cooler hawk - Game shows - Unexpected tragedies - Too much water And of course... a tournament arc. Dracanea: The Ragtag Regalia! A game made BY grown-ups, FOR grown-ups who are tired of playing as the mystical 17-year-old chosen by fate! Don't ask questions, just have fun! Onwards and upwards! Adventure awaits!