Dough Boys

1985. The Cold War went hot—over pizza toppings. When the Socialist Union legalized pineapple pizza, the West called it "culinary freedom." The East called it "heretical degeneracy." Diplomacy failed. Sanctions failed. Someone threw the first punch at a UN cafeteria. Now it's all-out war. Gear up, drop into the battlefield, and unleash hell with authentic Cold War firepower. Drive the best tanks a corrupt government's military can offer. Fight shoulder-to-shoulder with your brothers in arms. And please—don't forget to die for your glorious country leader. After all, who wouldn't throw their life away over catering politics? You certainly would. Two superpowers. One pizza. No compromise. SOCIALIST UNION (CCCP) - Defenders of Pizza Purity "Pineapple on pizza? Nyet. Victory? Da." ANANAS REPUBLIC - Champions of Freedom of Choice "Your Pizza, Your Rules, Your Choice." The battlefield doesn't care which side is "right." It only cares which side captures the objectives. Will you defend tradition with the Socialist Union? Or fight for freedom with the Ananas Republic? Both sides think they're the heroes. Both are probably wrong. Both need YOU. What happens when you inject super-soldiers with experimental combat drugs? The Socialist Union's V.O.D.K.A. Serum turns comrades into unstoppable forces of pizza purity. Enhanced reflexes. Fortified resilience. Zero tolerance for tropical toppings. The Ananas Republic's P.I.N.E.A.P.P.L.E. Formula grants freedom fighters explosive speed and surgical precision. Sweet, refreshing, and absolutely devastating on the battlefield. The serums don't just enhance your abilities—they represent your ideology. Will you purge heresy with V.O.D.K.A.? Or spread freedom with P.I.N.E.A.P.P.L.E.? Both will get you killed. Both are worth it. SOLDIER, We're a 3-person indie studio fighting for the good fight: making a class-based shooter. Your Orders: - Wishlist Dough Boys – Helps us show up in Steam's algorithm - Follow our social media – Get dev updates, memes, and war propaganda - Share with your squad – Every recruit counts This war is funded by ramen and student loans. Your support is our ammunition. Kittychin Arts