PLEASE WAIT

It's just an installer. How hard can it be? PLEASE WAIT is a short comedy game that takes place entirely inside one installation window. Your only goal is obvious: get the progress bar to 100%. The installer has other plans. A few percent in, things start to go wrong. The RETRY button runs away. The loading bar escapes the window and has to be dragged back. A percent falls out and needs to be put back in by hand. The installer asks you not to move your mouse — and then asks you to move it to generate bandwidth. Every step changes the rules - Update the updater. Then update it again. - Free up disk space. Try not to delete cat.png. - Take the premium download offer. The +20% for $0.00 one, if you can catch it. - Read the terms of installation while they are being amended. - Prove that you are still at the keyboard. - Choose a download mirror. Mirror 3 is the one. - Reach 100%. Then wait for the Day One Update. - Survive 99%. The last percent is the hardest one. Features - One window, one loading bar and more than fifty ways for them to misbehave - A new gag, puzzle or rule change every half minute or so - Mouse-only, no reflexes required — just patience and some suspicion - About 30 minutes for a first playthrough, with a save you can continue from - 9 Steam Achievements - Fully original synthesized sound and music - English and Russian No real files are touched, no real payments are offered, nothing connects to the internet. It only looks that way.