Make the World Great Again

Imagine there's a big, big, beautiful island where the elite meet, and every room, every piece of paper and every locked cabin hides something or someone they paid a great deal to bury. Just imagine. Or… you don't have to imagine, do you? A lot of people already know. Very smart people. Oh yes. Yes yes yes. Billions and billions and billions have heard about this island. Nobody's ever seen anything like it. And now you can be a part of it. The parallel-universe one, of course. Become an agent. Board a boat into the dark and aim for an island only the elite are allowed to see. Frankly, we don't know what you'll find there. We can only imagine. Satellite shows that there is a house. A big, big house. Getting onto the island should be the easy part. The house is a different matter. Our intel says it's guarded. Real intel, by the way. Not the kind they hand out on that island to manipulate markets and people. Scattered through the house are pieces of evidence only you can put in front of the world. Search every part of it. The dirtiest secrets are the ones they buried deepest. What an honest man would call fraud, they call projections. You do not leave before the objective is complete. Try to still be breathing when you reach the last piece. We've lost people around these islands for years, and the paperwork always finds a reason. We believe some of them are still there. Satellite imagery shows small cabins near the main house. The doors appear to lock from the outside. Go and look. Find a way in. It's optional. It costs you time you don't have. Nobody will thank you for it and the evidence still matters more. Welcome to politics. Once-in-a-lifetime experiences shouldn't go home empty-handed. There are collectibles hidden all over the island: the hat, the toy everyone used, the early operating system nobody should have. The variety is broad. From wearables and consumables to… insert-ables (?). Once you have everything, run. Run, run, run. There's a boat on the water. North side. The same one that's been bringing the guests in for years. No one else to save. Not a single thing left to collect. Nothing to go back for. You just run. Otherwise you're the one who needs saving.