社畜就是要躺平

Endless work, inescapable clients, running into your boss on your day off, and getting a new email the second you clock out—feeling totally burned out? Come escape with us and learn how to truly lie flat! This is a healing sanctuary built specifically for all the physically and mentally exhausted modern workers out there. Here, there are no rushed project deadlines, no late-night panic calls, and nothing but pure, unadulterated zoning out and doing absolutely nothing. Put down those endless reports, toss your mouse and keyboard aside, and give yourself a blank slate of time where you don't have to socialize or try at all. Ready to temporarily log out of real life? Take a deep breath, shed the pressures of reality, and join us in this pain-free art of taking it easy! [Gameplay and Features] - Dodge Work Bullets: Move flexibly in the office environment, test your reflexes, and dodge "Emails", "Clients", and "Boss" coming from all directions. - Survival Time Challenge: The longer you survive, the faster work spawns and the denser the bullets get. Challenge your ultimate survival time! - Key Skill System: - [Coffee]: Drink to gain 3 seconds of invincibility and resolve crises. - [Go Vacation]: Instantly clear all work on the screen and enjoy a moment of peace. - Rich Corporate Slave Ranks: Unlock various humorous rank titles based on your survival time, ranging from "The New Guy" to "Corporate God".