Thrust Me Bro

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE A PROJECTILE NOW. Other games give you weapons. We made YOU the weapon. Specifically, a round, angry, hurtling-through-space weapon who's about to ruin someone's whole trajectory. Up to 4 human cannonballs per arena. Aim optional. Regret guaranteed. 🚀 WISHLIST NOW — JOIN THE MAYHEM FOR THE FANS OF CHAOS If you’ve ever screamed at a ragdoll in Gang Beasts, yeeted a friend in Stick Fight, or lost your mind in Smash Bros — welcome home. We took the "physics-based betrayal" you love, added thrusters, and removed the mercy. It’s familiar mayhem in an unfamiliar (and much faster) void. MOMENTUM IS YOUR ONLY FRIEND (AND IT'S UNRELIABLE). Here's the entire combat system: - THRUST — Go fast. - CHARGE — Go faster. - SLAM — Introduce your friend to the concept of "uncontrolled trajectory." No combos. No cooldowns. Just you, physics, and the dawning realization that you've built up too much speed and are now sailing past your target directly into the void. Newton's laws don't care about your intentions. Neither do we. INTRODUCING: HIGH-VELOCITY DISRESPECT. Why thrust yourself when you can throw things at people? Grab a projectile. Wait. Watch your friend think they've won. Then snipe them into the cosmos from across the arena like the emotionally unavailable sharpshooter you were born to be. We call it "The Friendship Ender." Your friends will call it "Dream Breaker." THE COUCH IS THE BATTLEFIELD (VIRTUAL OR REAL). "But my friends live in different zip codes" is no longer an excuse. - Local Multiplayer: 4 players, one screen, one room full of shouting. - Steam Remote Play Together: Only ONE person needs to own the game for the whole squad to play online. - Full Controller Support: Because this was meant to be played while someone yells "MY CONTROLLER DISCONNECTED" (it didn't). PICK UP. THRUST. WIN. (PROBABLY). No 40-hour campaigns. No skill trees. No "onboarding experience." This is the game you launch when the pizza arrives, hand a controller to someone who "doesn't really play games," and watch them accidentally become the most dangerous object in the arena. Total time from "what's this?" to "I WILL END YOU": approximately 30 seconds. SIMPLE TO BRAWL. IMPOSSIBLE TO MASTER. Easy to learn? Yes. Infuriating to lose to a beginner? Also yes. But for the "Try-Hards," the skill ceiling is in the stratosphere: - Read the Arena: Every wall is a bounce-pad; every obstacle is a shield. - The Perfect Counter: Master the art of the last-second dodge and turn your opponent's 100mph charge into their own funeral. - Zero RNG: When you win, you earned it. When you lose, you got outplayed. Except when Kevin wins. Kevin definitely cheated. JOIN THE BRO-MENTUM. We’re still building this chaos-simulator. Want to yell at us about balance? Suggest a dumb game mode? Find people to play with who won't hold a grudge? The Discord is open. The community is chaotic. We’d love to have you. 🚀 WISHLIST NOW — BE FIRST IN THE VOID 💬 JOIN THE DISCORD — SHAPE THE CHAOS Thrust Me Bro is a family-friendly local multiplayer physics party game designed for couch play, controllers, and chaotic competitive fun.