Robodies: Machine IS NOT Learning is a chaotic VR classroom sim where you teach misbehaving AI robots by answering demands, throwing chalk, and slapping sense into them—before they glitch out or start fights!
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Robodies: Machine IS NOT Learning
Teaching Has Never Been This Chaotic — or This Hilarious! (In VR)
Step into the shoes of the grumpiest teacher alive, tasked with educating a classroom full of AI robots that… somehow forgot how to behave. They raise their hands, get distracted, fight, freeze, panic — and you are the last thing standing between order and total mechanical mayhem.
Your mission? Teach them manners using… let’s say… very unconventional methods (absolutely not approved in real schools).
Welcome to the most insane VR classroom ever created.
Control the Classroom… or Watch It Explode Into Chaos
- Fulfill robot requests before their patience runs out — or brace yourself for total meltdown.
- Write on the board, hand out books, and throw chalk to keep their attention (old-school tactics still kind of work).
- Give misbehaving Robodies a good slap to reset their behavior — it’s wrong, but oh, it works so well.
- Break up fights, wake up sleepers, and repair broken robots before things spiral out of control.
- Grab, drag, or even toss disruptive robots, but be warned: unfair treatment might send them back possessed… and very eager for revenge.
Every minute of survival is a miracle. Every completed lesson is a legendary victory.
A Hilarious Satire of Out-of-Control AI
In the future, machines were supposed to be smart.
Reality check?
They’ve forgotten even the basics of proper behavior.
Now you — a simple human armed with a chalkboard, a pile of chalk, and zero patience — must re-educate them in the fundamental values of society:
respect, discipline, and common sense… one slap at a time.
It’s VR. It’s absurd. It’s therapy.
Why You’ll Love Playing Robodies
- Fast-paced, frantic gameplay that keeps you constantly on your toes.
- Hilarious, unpredictable situations every single class.
- A unique blend of chaos, classroom management, and slapstick physics only possible in VR.
- High replayability: no two lessons are ever the same.
- The perfect game to laugh, blow off steam, and create unforgettable moments to share with friends.
If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to teach a classroom full of misbehaving robot children —
or simply want to smack an AI with a piece of chalk —
Robodies: Machine IS NOT Learning is your new favorite place to be.
Najczęstsze pytania
W sklepie Steam dla regionu PL gra Robodies: Machine IS NOT Learning kosztuje 42,49 zł. Najniższa cena, jaką odnotowaliśmy od 22 wrz 2026, to 42,49 zł. Steam wycenia grę osobno w 14 regionach — ceny regionalne znajdziesz powyżej.
Data premiery gry Robodies: Machine IS NOT Learning: 14 maja 2026. Producent: Adaga Studio. Premiera 4 miesiące temu.
Minimalne: Windows 10 64Bit, Intel Core i5-4590 / AMD Ryzen 5 2600, NVIDIA GTX 970 / AMD Radeon R9 390, 8 GB RAM. Karta wymagań powyżej porównuje wymagania minimalne i zalecane dla każdej platformy.
Według Steama gra Robodies: Machine IS NOT Learning wymaga 2 GB wolnego miejsca na dysku.
50,0% z 2 recenzji na Steamie jest pozytywnych — Steam ocenia to jako „2 user reviews”.
Nie — Steam nie podaje polskiej wersji językowej dla gry Robodies: Machine IS NOT Learning. Łącznie Steam podaje 1 język, w tym 1 z pełnym audio.
Nie — według Steama gra Robodies: Machine IS NOT Learning jest przeznaczona dla jednego gracza.
Steam charts gry Robodies: Machine IS NOT Learning na SteamStatistics pokazują aktualną liczbę graczy oraz wykresy z 24 godzin, 7 i 30 dni, odświeżane co najmniej co dziesięć minut.
Na Steamie gra Robodies: Machine IS NOT Learning działa w systemach: Windows. Brak informacji o wsparciu dla kontrolerów.
Klasyfikacja wiekowa gry Robodies: Machine IS NOT Learning: DEJUS 14 i IGRS 13.
Robodies: Machine IS NOT Learning: cena, data premiery, liczba graczy i statystyki