A science fiction comedy visual novel: follow two space miners as they spiral through the bureaucratic gears of a caffeine-fueled corporate time loop nightmare.
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O grze
Gra
Data premiery16 marca 2026Premiera 6 miesięcy temu
Windows · macOS · LinuxPełne wsparcie dla kontrolerów
RozgrywkaSingle-player
Funkcje SteamFamily Sharing
Wygoda i dźwiękCustom Volume ControlsKeyboard Only OptionMouse Only OptionPlayable without Timed Input
WięcejNarrated Game MenusPlayable At Your Own PacePlayable Without Vision
Wymagania systemowe
MinimalneZalecaneSystemWindows 7 or newer (64-bit recommended)—Procesor1.8 GHz dual-core CPU—Karta graficznaIntegrated graphics (Intel HD 3000 or equivalent)—Pamięć2 GB RAM—Miejsce na dysku500 MB available space—
O grze Quantum Coffee Conundrum - Director's Cut
Two space miners get trapped inside a corporate time loop nightmare.
Coffee gets brewed.
Hilarity ensues.
Inspirations
Quantum Coffee Conundrum is a kinetic visual novel focused on immersive sound and atmosphere, set up like a stage play, offering a dark comedy and reverent pastiche to the Golden Age of Philosophical Science Fiction, in an attempt to blend the industrial cynicism of Harlan Ellison to the Absurdist conflict of Albert Camus and the reality-warping paranoia of Philip K. Dick.
Other direct inspirations involve the body of work of Kurt Vonnegut (Slaughterhouse Five), Miguel de Cervantes (Don Quixote), Arturo Pérez-Reverte (The Club Dumas), and more. Think of Brazil by filmmaker Terry Gilliam mixed with the Waiting for Godot Absurdist play by Samuel Beckett.
Synopsis
During a mundane asteroid mining job, two space miners get trapped inside a corporate time loop nightmare.
Their only way out is to argue and bicker to stay sane, all the while drinking a copious amount of coffee.
Set on a grimy corporate mining ship, QCC is a reinterpretation of the time loop genre featuring gallows humor, existential dread, a broad look into Absurdist philosophy and the rise of AI in our current times.
The story and banter follow a meta narrative where characters eventually attempt to reclaim authorship over the narrator to break free out of their fate which was sealed the moment the game started.
Features
NEW: Both Prologue & Epilogue are now fully voice acted!
Starring: Dexter Manning & Xeraphina
- 25,000-word script
- Average reading time: 2h+
- A reinterpretation of the Science Fiction time loop concept
- Contains over 180 combined unique backgrounds and sound assets
- BONUS: A 5,000-word exclusive "Omake" episode
- BONUS: This Steam release contains an Extended Director's Cut Epilogue
- Mouse Wheel Down can be used to scroll through text instead of Left Click.
Notice for Content Creators
Quantum Coffee Conundrum features a curated soundtrack including licensed royalty-free music. Please be aware that one or more music tracks may trigger automated "Copyright Claims" (ad revenue sharing) on platforms like YouTube. These are not Copyright Strikes, but if you wish to avoid claims entirely, we recommend adjusting the music and sound volume in the settings menu during your broadcast.
ADDENDUM
Due to litigation and outstanding audit discrepancies, all external gratification dopamine-inducing notifications have been decommissioned and deemed as Non-Essential Interferences.
Let it be known:
Meaning and silliness are inseparable survival mechanisms: the absurd is survivable, but only together.
Najczęstsze pytania
W sklepie Steam dla regionu PL gra Quantum Coffee Conundrum - Director's Cut kosztuje 13,49 zł. Najniższa cena, jaką odnotowaliśmy od 22 wrz 2026, to 13,49 zł. Steam wycenia grę osobno w 14 regionach — ceny regionalne znajdziesz powyżej.
Data premiery gry Quantum Coffee Conundrum - Director's Cut: 16 marca 2026. Producent: Cold Brew Entropy Studios. Premiera 6 miesięcy temu.
Quantum Coffee Conundrum - Director's Cut: cena, data premiery, liczba graczy i statystyki
Minimalne: Windows 7 or newer (64-bit recommended), 1.8 GHz dual-core CPU, Integrated graphics (Intel HD 3000 or equivalent), 2 GB RAM. Karta wymagań powyżej porównuje wymagania minimalne i zalecane dla każdej platformy.
Według Steama gra Quantum Coffee Conundrum - Director's Cut wymaga 500 MB wolnego miejsca na dysku.
100,0% z 2 recenzji na Steamie jest pozytywnych — Steam ocenia to jako „2 user reviews”.
Nie — Steam nie podaje polskiej wersji językowej dla gry Quantum Coffee Conundrum - Director's Cut. Łącznie Steam podaje 1 język, w tym 1 z pełnym audio.
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