Pogo Quest

Pogo Quest is a 3D platformer set in a vibrant theme park full of challenges and collectables. When you're a robot who is programmed to love Pogo Quest, nothing beats an action-packed day at Pogo Quest. Complete 10 park attraction areas, meet the park stars, collect everything and solve a mystery before it ruins all the fun. You play as Buddy Bot #112935, ready for fun and adventure as you arrive for your first visit to Pogo Quest. Pogo Quest has 10 themed attraction areas to complete! Ready for Mr Disco's Music Spectacular? How about Lasertag Land (make sure you have signed your waiver- the lasers are real!), and don't forgot Marble Mayhem! Each of our themed attractions offers unique challenges to test your pogo skills! And there's more to see and do than just our main attractions... Drop by the visitor center to get your copy of THE CHALLENGES BOOK. The Challenges Book contains 100 unique challenges to complete around the park. Bring it back when you complete them all for a special prize! Is food your favorite thing about theme parks? We've got you covered down at Sonny's Bistro! First time in the park? Don't forget to schedule your official WELCOME TOUR with Neil the Tiel. Laughing is a way of life at Pogo Quest. Our park stars roam freely, always around for and ready to talk about the latest amusing happenings around Pogo Quest. There are tons of things to collect in Pogo Quest - collect Buddy Boxes, new Pogos and more! There are 100 Buddy Boxes hidden throughout Pogo Quest - these can be in the main park or within the attraction areas! I'll give you a headstart: I saw one of them in Sonny's Soda Shop! Speaking of collecting stuff... we here at Team Royal are collecting WISHLISTS. If it wouldn't be too much trouble, would you mind.... um... *eyes dart to wishlist button then back to you*. I mean if there's anything you could do.... Sonny: Founder & CEO of POGO QUEST Meet Sonny: A serial entrepreneur who has started over 324 businesses. Everyone told Sonny that his latest idea, a Pogo Stick Theme Park called POGO QUEST, was not something anyone wanted. And they were totally right- the park sold zero tickets. But Sonny had been watching short-form content, and his algorithm soon served him over 7200 hustle-culture motivational videos in a 7 day period, so he knew he needed to simply stop sleeping, keep grinding and never give up. He came up with a brilliant idea: Instead of real customers who had the free will to stay away from the park, he would simply build robot customers who are designed to love the park and frequent it on a daily basis. Thus the Buddy Bots were born. They are programmed to be loyal customers of Pogo Quest. Now the park is always full and the Buddy Bots always rate it 5 stars. Ready to join the fun? Hit the Wishlist button and try the demo today. From the desk of Ricardo "The Rotter" Rotter STAY AWAY. My name is "The Rotter" (crap name, I didn't choose it), and ever since my first pixel was dotted, I have known I exist only to be made fun of and mocked. While other characters in Pogo Quest received a full, thought-out 3D appearance, I received a crude 2D avocado sprite superimposed onto a cheap low-poly avocado model. This is part of a continued and deliberate effort to diminish me in every way for the purpose of adding comedy to the game. I was created for the sole purpose of being an object for other characters (the "favorites") to dunk on and demonstrate their "wit" against. As you can see in a brief clip about halfway through the trailer, they even have me sliding through POGO QUEST while... ugh.... excreting a trail of AVOCADO ROT everywhere I go! I would NEVER do such a thing if I had even a single spark of actual free will. While other characters get funny one liners and heartfelt moments (cringe), I am constantly saying or doing things to humilate myself. All because they want to make YOU, the potential player, get some sort of cheap laugh at my expense. That's why YOU SHOULDN'T DOWNLOAD POGO QUEST. You know what, I'm just going to go ahead and spoil the story for you right now. That should ensure that you never download this game. Here goes. At the end of the game it is revealed that I, yes I, The Rotter, am the mysterious villain who has been menacing Pogo Quest. Not that I ever had an actual choice- everything I do in the game is scripted. I could have been a hero- or even just someone who doesn't literally rot everywhere- but instead they chose to make me a cynical, physically decomposing low-poly avocado who finally gets his come-uppance at the end of the game in an (admittedly hilarious) ironic fashion. At the end the curtain falls, The Rotter is defeated and everyone is happy- except me of course. I don't even know what happens when you stop playing. I guess I just languish in darkness praying that there is never a sequel to this awful game. Just click away. You are literally browsing an app with millions of other options.