Dante's RUMBA

"Brrrrr brbrb, beeeeeep brbrbrbr brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Brrbrrrbr." - Virgil HELL IS IMPURE! Literally. It’s filthy down here. So filthy, in fact, that Dante and Virgil (now trapped inside a broken Rumba) are forced to rely on a dead modern guy named Faust - who’s got nothing better to do than clean it up... or does he? Dante’s Rumba is a clever and comedic route-planning puzzle game set in a cozy, modernized version of Inferno. You’re not here to slay demons - you’re here to tidy up. After all, these poor damned souls deserve to suffer in a clean, orderly environment. For each circle, we introduce nuanced variations of the core route-planning mechanics, adding layers of depth and strategic complexity. These variations keep gameplay fresh, entertaining, and challenging while maintaining the familiarity of the fundamental system. For players who enjoy story-rich experiences, there's a fully optional narrative packed with dark humour, philosophical snark, and awkward encounters with various characters - like Cleopatra, Homer, Mephistopheles, and the endless confusion of explaining tabletop games to a medieval poet. Features: - Strategic Route Planning Guide the Rumba through increasingly complex arenas of sin. Optimize your path, avoid traps, and leave no infernal mess behind. - Humorous Hellscape Explore a reimagined Hell full of warm taverns, broken metaphors, and deeply unhelpful poets. - Replayability and Exploration Strive for high scores, discover secrets, and unlock extra dialogue and content as you revisit and master each level. - Bite-Sized Gameplay Designed for quick play sessions - perfect for cleaning Hell on your lunch break.