CO-OP Needle Hunt: A Needle in a Haystack Challenge

There is one needle hidden somewhere inside the haystack, and there are 1,000,000 pieces of hay standing between you and it. Your only objective is to find it. There are no tools, no upgrades, no hints, no shortcuts, and nothing that makes the job easier. You search through the hay piece by piece until eventually, somehow, you find what you are looking for. You might get lucky and finish quickly. You might spend hours searching the wrong place. There is no way to know. You can attempt the challenge alone or bring up to 5 friends in online co-op. More players means more people searching, more progress being made, and more people to blame when nobody can find the damn thing. The game keeps track of how much each player has searched and how long the suffering has lasted. The needle is real. The challenge is possible. Nothing is stopping you from finishing it except the haystack itself. Good luck.