Rami is 19, broke and full of big plans: become King of Frankfurt's train station. Deliver mysterious packages, battle the boys at the punching machine, impress Talahina and survive an ordinary day in the life of a Talahon. Open-world satire full of slang, scooters and fanny packs.
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Welcome to the station district, bro.
Rami is 19, lives with his mum Anne and has a plan: become a rapper, become King of the Station, and impress Talahina. The problem: €12.84 in his account. Studio time at Studio 069 costs €200.
So Rami delivers mysterious packages for a guy called "Shadow". Code words, back-alley handovers, "Don't ask what's inside". And always dodge the city enforcement office.What awaits you
- Frankfurt as an open world: the main station, Kaiserstraße, Zeil, Konstablerwache and Hauptwache
- Two story days: Day 1 with the package mystery, Day 2 as "an ordinary day in the life of a Talahon", from getting up at 12:30 to philosophising at 4 a.m.
- Minigames: spitting duel, punching-machine battle, staring contest, selling bazaar perfume, a gym session and a TokTok LIVE stream with Talahina
- BOLZ e-scooter: battery, boost, jumps, tricks and its own race series
- Delivery job with ranks: packages all over town, faster deliveries mean bigger tips
- Side missions: from Anne's shopping list to campaign chaos at the Hauptwache
- Your rapper name: you decide what Rami is called in the scene
- Over 1,400 voiced lines, all in German, with Frankfurt slang and real Hessian dialect (the game itself is in German)
- Original German rap soundtrack in the main menu and on the scooter radio
Satire with heart
Talahon Simulator pokes fun at the wannabe lifestyle: fanny packs, aura, rapper dreams and big plans. Origin and religion are never the punchline. Rami stays likeable, and in the end family is what counts.
Frequently asked questions
Steam does not list a price for Talahon Simulator: Bahnhofskönig at the moment.
Talahon Simulator: Bahnhofskönig has not been released yet. No date has been announced.
Minimum: Windows 10 64-bit, Intel Core i5-4460 / AMD FX-6300, NVIDIA GeForce GTX 960 / AMD Radeon RX 470 (2 GB VRAM), 8 GB RAM. The requirements card above compares minimum and recommended specs for every platform.
Steam lists 4 GB of free disk space for Talahon Simulator: Bahnhofskönig.
There are no Steam reviews for this game yet.
English is not listed. In total, Steam lists 1 language for Talahon Simulator: Bahnhofskönig, 1 with full audio.
No — Steam lists Talahon Simulator: Bahnhofskönig as a single-player game.
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On Steam, Talahon Simulator: Bahnhofskönig runs on Windows. No controller support listed.
Talahon Simulator: Bahnhofskönig is rated DEJUS 14.
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