川普开播了!

In a nonstop global livestream, take the seat behind the presidential desk. Use both hands to process documents, shake hands, and complete other duties while dealing with an endless stream of absurd incidents. Completing tasks raises your MAGA meter—but may also drive up the Global Danger level. Too much stress makes your right hand sink and shake uncontrollably, while burgers and fried chicken can calm you down for a while. The CD player may suddenly break down, and a distant laser sight may force you to dodge left and right in your chair. Control both hands, manage three different meters, and complete enough work before the broadcast ends. Every frantic fumble, accidental input, and narrow escape becomes fresh entertainment for the livestream audience. This game is a fictional work of political satire and parody created solely for entertainment and social commentary. Its characters, events, and dialogue are presented through exaggerated, stylized, and fictionalized depictions and should not be interpreted as statements of fact about any real person or event. This game is not affiliated with, authorized by, endorsed by, or connected to any real individual, political organization, campaign, or government entity. Nothing in the game should be interpreted as expressing support for or opposition to any political figure or political position. Any recognizable characteristics of public figures are used exclusively within a satirical, parodic, and commentary context. Their appearance does not imply participation in or endorsement of this work. The game does not encourage or condone violence against any real person, group, or institution. Join our player community: 1051421480. Once you join, you can send your own on-screen messages directly into every player’s game! Two-Handed Controls Use the mouse to switch between and move your left and right hands. Press Space to pick up or put down objects—the core of the game’s controls. Stress Management As stress rises, your right hand begins to sink and shake. Eat a burger or some fried chicken to reduce your stress. Chair Dodging When the laser locks on, use A/D to move your chair and dodge the bullet. Getting hit means game over. “Repair” Expert Control both hands and fix that stuttering machine right on the spot.