Space Salvage: Ship Happens

You’re a disposable space janitor working for the worst corporation in the galaxy. Your job? Salvage wrecks. Meet quotas. Don’t die. Your chances of success are… not great. 💀 WELCOME TO SALVAGE Drift through dangerous space sectors, picking apart wreckage while everything around you tries to kill you. - Strip ships for valuable scrap - Navigate hazards, debris, and hostile encounters - Get greedy → get dead Every run is a risk. Every decision matters. And your employer expects results. 🤖 MEET SARA (YOUR “HELPFUL” AI) You’re not alone out there. SARA is your onboard AI assistant: - Cheerful - Encouraging - Completely fine with you dying Expect “helpful” advice like: “This area appears safe.” (It is not safe.) 🔧 BUILD YOUR FLYING SCRAP HEAP Start with barely functional junk. Turn it into something slightly less embarrassing. - Swap modules mid-mission or face the consequences - Experiment with loadouts and playstyles - Upgrade your pod into a neon-powered salvage machine Or explode trying. ⚡ ADAPT OR DIE Space doesn’t care about your plans. - React to unpredictable situations - Manage risk vs reward constantly - Push deeper for better loot… or escape while you still can Most failures are your fault. SARA will agree. 🍻 CLOCK OUT (IF YOU SURVIVE) Return to the station, collect your pay, and prepare for the next shift. - Take on new contracts - Improve your chances (slightly) - Pretend you’re in control 🧠 CORPORATE VALUES - Life is cheap - Scrap is priceless - Productivity is mandatory 🚀 WISHLIST NOW If you enjoy chaotic gameplay, dark humour, and making increasingly bad decisions in space… 👉 Add it to your wishlist and prepare for your next shift.