SHITTY GAME

SHITTY GAME Developer's Letter “Why did I make this? ” I ask myself that almost every day. Shitty Game was born from a weird place: frustration, exhaustion… and an inexplicable love for games. I wanted to make something amazing. Seriously. I had plans, ambitious ideas, even notes with fancy words like immersion, innovation, disruptive experience. But then reality hit. No time. Bugs everywhere. Missing assets. Criticism. Burnout. Cold coffee. And in the middle of all that chaos, one asset remained. An animated poop. I could’ve given up. Thrown it all away. But I looked at it and thought: “What if I keep going? What if I embrace the crap? ” And that’s when Shitty Game stopped being just a bad game — and became a manifesto. A satire, a rant, a love letter to everyone who’s ever tried to create something and failed spectacularly. Here, you play as an intergalactic janitor trying to clean up the remains of a failed project. The name? It’s not just a joke. It’s true. It’s honest. And in a weird way, it’s also a compliment. Because sometimes, at rock bottom — in the middle of a filthy bathroom, broken art, and messed-up code — you find a spark. And if you’ve made it this far, maybe you found it too. Thanks for playing this crap. Seriously. — Gbaroli Why you need this game: - Shoot mutant turds straight into the toilet portal - Clean fast or restart in shame — it’s you versus the filth - Dodge or destroy a sentient bacterial blob hunting you down - Endure a sarcastic dev who comments on your every failure - Master absurd weapons and physics-driven poop combat What makes it stand out: - FPS chaos powered by turds, toilets, and twisted humor - Disgusting arenas full of destructible props and gross surprises - Meta-narration by a bitter developer who’s lost all hope - Fast-paced time-attack mode with global leaderboards - A filthy fusion of DOOM, Goat Simulator, and toilet trauma “You might not buy it. I’ll understand. But every time you visit the bathroom... you’ll think of SHITTY GAME.”