DateBoy

Huh? DateBoy involves playing on a Ga retro handheld video game console while you're on a DATE! Hence, DateBoy. DATE. BOY. Get it? DateBoy. FEATURES! GIVE ME FEATURES! AHHHHH Well how bout you try the flippin game and see for yourself? It only lasts like 15-30 minutes! I can't! I am but a mere Steam description Heading-2 text, cruelly contained within the dark realm of the description box!!! Let me break it down then, you poor thing. DateBoy involves: - a boy - on a date - playing his Gam retro handheld video game console. - You are that boy. - Not really, but in the game you play as the boy on that date - and you speak to your date. - Or you don't really speak to her, but you select dialogue options - while also playing a Game generic portable handheld video game console originally developed in the late 80s - and lots of hi-la-ri-ous things happen. - And there's a funny waiter. - You'll see. - And that's... - DateBoy Sounds dumb. You're dumb.