A physics-based rage game where you and your friends control a chaotic football through parkour and deadly drops. One wrong bounce and you lose it all. Climb together or fall together — can you reach the top?
最低配備建議配備作業系統Win 10Win 11處理器Intel Core i5 @ 2.5 GHz or equivalentIntel Core i5 @ 3.0 GHz or AMD Ryzen 5 or equivalent顯示卡GTX 1060 or RX 6600 XTRTX 2060 or RX 7600xt or equivalent記憶體8 GB RAM16 GB RAM儲存空間3 GB available space相同
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關於 You Suck At Football
🏆 Control the Ball
Bounce, kick, roll, and make your way through a brutal parkour with a physics football.
🏐Physics-Based
This isn’t your average jump game. The ball has realistic weight, unpredictable momentum, and just enough control to make you think you’re safe… right before the fall.
- One slip = massive progress loss
- No checkpoints in hard mode
- Every climb is earned
🫂Multiplayer Mayhem
Play solo or in online multiplayer.
🧠 “Bro stop jumping — we’re going backwards!”
😭 “We were right at the top!!”
💀 “I swear I’m uninstalling.”
🌍 Climb a Massive World of Rage
From floating paths to spinning death traps, this vertical hellscape is built to break your spirit — and your friendships.
- Unique parkour zones with escalating difficulty
- Vertical level design inspired by Only Up
- No loading screens, just pure upward pain
🎥 Perfect for Streamers and Friends
The game was built to make people laugh, rage, and clip their worst moments. Every failure is a highlight.
🚨 Warning: This game will test your patience.
- Rage quits expected.
- Friendships may be lost.
- But if you make it to the top…
玩家數更新於 9月18日 下午07:30 UTC · 商店資料更新於 9月22日 下午09:01 UTC · 來源:SteamWebAPI