The Laziest Person In The World Competition

Welcome to the most lethargic competition on the planet, where doing absolutely nothing makes you the best in the world. Are you the type of person who’d call a taxi to take you to the bathroom? Do you dream of having room service for your own kitchen? Do you own a pair of sweatpants for every day of the week? Then this competition is for you! There’s only one rule, and one rule only: The longer you stay lazy, the higher you’ll climb on the leaderboard.