Pyramid Scheme

Chase the high. Then chase the high… score. Pyramid Scheme is an arcade roguelike about hopping across a pyramid of cubes, painting every one you land on, and completely losing the plot along the way. Stack relics, mix drugs, and build wild combinations to beat the Cube Lord. It’s a love letter to the cabinets that ate your quarters, back when a high score was an obsession and the top of the board was the only thing worth bragging about. Hop. Paint. Lose the plot. Paint every cube to clear the floor. Grab pickups along the way and land on event cubes to see what fresh trouble you’ve found. Take a crack blast and call for air support. Eat bad sashimi without a bathroom nearby? Turn it into an advantage. Befriend a depressed clown. Go dumpster diving for drug paraphernalia. Stack questionable decisions into a winning run. Every high has a comedown. Go too long without a fix and risk nodding off. Take too much and risk an overdose that ends your run. Every floor is a new low. Visit a Blood Donation Facility floating in space. Attend Behavioral Therapy under the watchful gaze of a giant eye and an eyeball flower. Discover the bleak majesty of a big-box store parking lot. The locals don’t want you here: a purple worm, a pink muscle man, a panhandler searching for booze, and a giant grabbing hand. Take your meds. Survive a floor, collect your chips, and choose one of three prescriptions. One prescription per patient. No refills. Your relics stack throughout the run. Find combinations that feed into each other and push the frenzy further. Open for questionable business. Between runs, sell secondhand prescriptions out of the back of your car. Collect bennies and spend them on permanent unlocks: new events, relics, pacts, and routes for future runs. Chase the high score. There’s no final boss. No “beating the game.” The floors are procedurally generated, and the goal is simple: set a score worth chasing. Stack synergies, push your luck, and give your next run something to beat. One more run. One more… hit.