I am Football

🏟️ "I AM FOOTBALL" 🏟️ A game of soccer where you’re not the player. You’re not the coach. You’re not even the ref. You... ARE THE BALL. ⚽ 🎉 THE COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY BACKSTORY 🎉 Meet Steve the Striker, once the king of the pitch, now... a ball. ⚽ Steve had it all: fame, fortune, and a flawless haircut. But it wasn’t enough. Obsessed with scoring even more goals, Steve turned to the infamous Dr. Drepane, who promised to make him “one with the game.” And boy, did he deliver. 🫠 Now, Steve is the football. His perfectly chiselled abs? Rounded into a perfect sphere. His face? Somewhere under those panels. His only way out? Earn $1 million by scoring goals (as himself!) so Dr. Drepane will undo his own "masterpiece". 💀 But there’s a catch. If Steve fails, he stays a ball... forever. 🔧 Features: - Live Steve’s nightmare: Avoid cleats, headers, and being punted across the pitch. - Score goals to survive: Earn cash for every goal you score. - Dynamic time-keeping: Each mob that touches you subtracts precious time from the clock. Stop being kicked around. Be the ball. Be unstoppable. 🏆 Teams - The Black Sheep - The White Knights - The Blue Collars - The Green Thumbs - The Gold Diggers - The Silver Spoons - The Bronze Age - The Marooned Sailors - The Purple Haze - The Red Flags Controls Arrow keys / WASD ..........................................Roll around SpaceBar...............................................................Pause game