Crap Game, Don’t Play

A so-called “crap game,” a complete and utter piece of garbage, featuring but not limited to: - Graphics so rough they hurt your eyes, with laughable cutscenes - A broken, utterly useless user interface - Mind-numbingly boring quests designed purely to waste your time - Out-of-nowhere, meaningless old jokes - Annoying, never-ending narration that won’t shut up - A ridiculous story clumsily improvised by half-baked narrators Convinced yet? Ha! The joke’s on you. In reality, this game only manages to make a blocky character wander aimlessly across a blank map… and that’s it. Nothing more. Don’t expect anything else. Value your time, open your eyes, and stay far away from this trash. Do NOT play.