Chair-Riot

Race through ChairCo’s underground test facility as a freshly recruited chairtronaut in a high-speed, precision-piloting challenge that turns the humble office chair into a weapon of corporate glory. Chair-Riot blends snappy arcade controls with leaderboard-driven competition, letting you drift, dodge, and speed through passive-aggressive obstacle courses. Unlock deeper floors, master the Mark I, and claim your name in glorious red LED lights—one perfectly executed run at a time. Features - Precision-focused arcade-style chair-piloting gameplay - Global leaderboards for every underground testing floor - Progressive level unlocking through ChairCo’s Secure Testing Facility - Passive-aggressive obstacles (because HR said “no more live tigers”) Put your quick-twitch mouse skills to the ultimate test in Chair-Riot, where office chairs aren’t just for sitting—they’re for blazing through absurd corporate obstacle courses. As ChairCo’s newest Top Gun chairtronaut, you’ve been hand-picked to pilot the legendary ChairCo Mark I (“ol’ Woody”) through the company’s underground testing facility. Your mission? Guide the Chair Track Indicator (the puck) through a maze of questionably designed test tracks and reach the finish line as fast as possible to climb the global leaderboard. Navigate the Corporate Gauntlet - Deploy your employee ID badge and razor-sharp chair-wrangling skills to beat the clock. - Outsmart the dreaded Facilities Department, who’ve filled every corridor with passive-aggressive obstacles designed to slow you down. - Master the art of controlled chaos as you drift, roll, and spin your way to glory. Descend Through the Facility - Start your chair-piloting journey on B1 and work your way deeper—B2, B3, and beyond—unlocking new test floors as you conquer each course. - Scan your keycard to access restricted levels buried beneath ChairCo HQ. - Compete against your personal bests—or take on the entire ChairCo team—to claim your name in blazing red LED lights. - Each floor features its own scoreboard, tracking your best and last times alongside company-wide records. Do you have what it takes to become ChairCo’s top-gun rolling-chair pilot?