Totally Accurate Dating Simulator

So, you arranged a meeting but the girl didn't show up. Of course, it happens! I've had it happen to me a billion times already. But if you were already prepared for the meeting, why not go to a bar and try your luck with someone else? How wonderful it is to spend time at a bar, sifting through potential partners! - SFW I can't believe I'm saying this, but yes, THERE ARE NO EROTIC SCENES in this game! - Humour - Dark Humour - EXTREMELY DARK HUMOUR - The jokes about dead infants (I CONDEMN AND APOLOGIZE ON MY KNEES IN ADVANCE) - Interesting stories and choice with consequences - THE FOG IS COMING - ｔＨ𝐄 𝕗𝕆𝓖 เѕ ɕ𝕆𝐌เ几𝓖 - 𝔱h҉𝔢 𝔣o҉𝔤 𝔦s҉ c҉𝔬m҉𝔦n҉𝔤 - T̶̞͋͆͒͜ͅḦ̷̗E̵̡̠͐͐͑ ̵̪̓F̵̙̳̪̀͌O̶͕͚͇͛͛͘G̵͕̝̔̆̋ ̸̟̯̦͐I̴͕̫̐S̶̞̟̔͝ ̸̧̌C̶͖͎͑͠ͅO̶̝̖͇͊̎M̵̲̖̎̏̀Ĩ̴̢͕̌N̵̡̻͂͛͠G̵͉͔͉͝ - Akekandra - What could be better than starting a conversation with a joke? Maybe you can start with a joke about dead infants? (You will start with it, don't worry, you have no choice) - Mellissa - What a mommy! Bark for her! - Tracy - I won't even describe her, as she will die five minutes after meeting you. - Yana -What is your opinion on our God and Savior? - Toddina - Bought her a drink? Nice one! But how about buying Skyrim? - t̵͖́h̷͎̿e̶̟̎ ̵̧͆f̴̧̀ô̶͜g̴̘͑ ̸͖̽i̵̻̐s̶̤̒ ̷̨̍c̸͈̓ô̶͍m̸̱̾ḭ̴̓n̸͓̆g̶̍ͅ,̵̤͋ ̶͍̃t̶̓͜h̷͉̾e̵̛̠ ̵̪̾f̴̺̾ǒ̷̧g̴̝̓ ̸̮̇i̸̮̍s̵̽͜ ̴̠͗c̷̣͂o̶̢͋m̸̺̊i̶̖̅n̴̦̐g̸̡̔