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My Sperm Reported Me

Simulation · Casual · SOOJI JUNG

Your sperm reported you. Now you have to deal with the paperwork. Check reports, process claims, review strange evidence, follow stupid rules, and survive a government system made for angry sperm. A short dark comedy about biology, birth, and endless paperwork.

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Ekran görüntüleri

5 görsel

Mağaza bilgileri

ÇıkışEkim 2026GeliştiriciSOOJI JUNGYayıncıSOOJI JUNGUygulama kimliği5233150DLC—Başarımlar—

Sıra ve kitle

Oyuncu sırası—24 saatlik sıra değişimi—30 günlük dip—30 günlük ort.—

Platformlar ve giriş

WindowsmacOSLinux

Oyun koluBelirtilmemişDiller10Tam seslendirme10

Desteklenen diller

English, French, German, Spanish - Spain, Japanese, Korean, Portuguese - Brazil, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese

Tam seslendirme: English, French, German, Spanish - Spain, Japanese, Korean, Portuguese - Brazil, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese

My Sperm Reported Me hakkında

Your sperm reported you. Now you have paperwork to do. A government office has opened a case against you after your own sperm filed a report. Why? Because they say you wasted them. They say they were created for one job, never got to do it, and lost their chance to become a person because of you. The government does not care how stupid this sounds. The case is already open. My Sperm Reported Me is a short dark comedy game about dealing with a completely insane government system. You are not here to save the world. You are here to process sperm complaints. Read reports. Check forms. Review evidence. Handle claims. Follow office rules. Deal with strange cases. Try to understand what the government wants from you. And somehow finish the case without losing your mind. The deeper you go, the worse it gets. Your sperm wants answers. The office wants more documents. Every department has another rule. Every problem needs another form. And nobody seems to think it is strange that sperm can file government complaints. The game mixes stupid office work with questions about reproduction, birth, responsibility, and existence. If sperm can become a person, did you take away its future? If your body creates sperm without asking you, why should you be responsible? Can sperm be a victim? Can wasted sperm ask for money? Who made these laws? And why is there an entire government office for this? Features: Process strange sperm reports and government forms Check claims, records, and evidence Follow stupid rules made for impossible situations Deal with a growing pile of paperwork Dark comedy about sperm, reproduction, birth, and responsibility A short game with a simple office-style system No combat No grinding No heroes Just paperwork, biology, and a government office that takes sperm complaints very seriously Your sperm reported you. The case is open. Get to work. One playthrough takes about 14 minutes. Seeing everything takes around 112 minutes. That is still under 2 hours, so if you do not like the game, you can request a refund on Steam. It is just 3 bucks. Just give it a try.