Hospital Hustle

Hospital Hustle is a chaotic co-op hospital sim for 1-4 players. Run an overwhelmed hospital with your friends, treat ridiculous patients, expect the unexpected, and somehow keep the whole place running. HANDLE THE CHAOS Four people, one hospital, and nobody actually in charge. Patients keep coming, tasks keep piling up, and everyone needs something right now. Triage new arrivals, deal with emergencies, run tests, diagnose conditions, grab the right meds, and keep the hospital moving while the waiting room fills up around you. Every shift is a beautiful disaster. TREAT RIDICULOUS PATIENTS Someone just walked in with a lamp stuck somewhere unfortunate. And somehow, that’s not today’s strangest case. From splinters to full disasters, every patient brings a new problem to solve. Figure out what’s wrong, and treat them accordingly before the next ridiculous case rolls through the door. No medical degree required or recommended. GROW YOUR HOSPITAL Somehow, all this chaos pays. Spend your hard-earned (barely legal) money between shifts: unlock new rooms, better equipment, and bigger hospitals - from a sleepy local clinic to a full-blown emergency department. DEAL WITH EMERGENCIES Every emergency starts as one problem. It never stays that way. Drop what you're doing, grab the equipment, call your friends over, and deal with emergencies before one problem turns into five. Stabilize patients, revive the unlucky ones, and try to keep the hospital running while everything goes spectacularly off-plan. EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED, TOGETHER Nothing here goes according to plan, and that is the point. Play solo or bring up to 4 friends and turn every shift into a co-op comedy of teamwork, mistakes, and ridiculous situations. Good teamwork keeps the hospital running. Bad teamwork makes better stories.