A short, visceral, and physics-heavy descent into a personal third place. Spawn objects, defy the mockery of the void, and reach the flag before the burnout wins. Spawn lightweight Jets entities who smell nice, even when the world feels like a burden for you. Just dunno, puzzle game.
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24 часа—7 дней—ТрендСтабильно
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100,0%2 user reviews
Положительных: 2Отрицательных: 0
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Дата выхода14 июля 2026 г.Вышла 2 месяца назад
РазработчикMissingSquИздательMissingSquЖанрыБесплатноКазуальные игры
—Достижения—DLC
Об игре
Онлайн обновлён 19 сент., 05:26 UTC · данные магазина 22 сент., 20:29 UTC · источник: SteamWebAPI
МинимальныеРекомендуемыеОСWindows 10Windows 10 / Windows 11ПроцессорIntel Celeron G3900 / AMD Sempron 2650Intel Core i3 / AMD Ryzen 3ВидеокартаGeForce GTX 650 / Radeon HD 7730 / Intel HD Graphics 500GeForce GTX 750 / Radeon R7 250ОЗУ2048 MB RAM4096 MB RAMМесто на диске15 MB available spaceто же
Об игре Source aged like fine wine: ballad of jets
The Chronicle of 20"67"
Rav A'ScarraCrow JustUse'Godot: Get freed from the "Rav A'ScarraCrow" thinking. They believe they found a real clue, but in fact, you must prove you are not incapable of thinking for yourself.
Protect the Jets Entity:
Jets is a beautiful entity that probably smiles and smells great. You need to protect Jets from the evil Jolly Wo'Angar.
Defeat the Evil Jolly Wo'Angar:
The evil Jolly Wo'Angar thinks he looks like an Australian version of Cruise. He thinks he’s right because he was allowed by his own genetics to say gross things, like "hackor smallest in the world."
The Weight of the World:
The way you see Crelly rounding herself up every day and changing reminds you of the times you will never be able to achieve because of the things that keep dragging you down. It brings the fear of wondering what the reason for living is. It makes you feel like you would want to have a bit of the LimesDancey in yourself, too.
The Burnout:
Feeling emotional burnout because you keep trying to do the stuff you feel you are only allowed to do. But passing through the Squ tree each day makes you realize she keeps spreading her branches every day, because for her, her branches are her "tools"—while you feel punished by the evil Wo'Angar.
The Villain’s Mockery:
Jolly Wo'Angar would call you a dumbass and mock you, thinking he "looks handsome because he deserves it" like the worst cartoonish villain. Yet, if you want your own "third place," you always need to fight, because they judge your intentions by your look.
The Powerhouse of the Cell:
When you feel almost defeated and like giving up on your own life, you are reminded of Layna. She felt mocking to you when she said, "Issues are the powerhouse of the cell." But unlike her, you don't have a "third place" that can carry you when you are at your best or at your worst. You can't just say, "That's right, that's where I quit," and move on.
But unlike her, they're never gonna put you in a game as a 'sexy nurse' in some average, bottom-barrel horror shovelware videogame where everyone is happy, or even paste your almost-balding head on a snorshe, because in fact, who are you? You aren't some marketable looking Jets, aren't you?
What You Actually Do In This Game: Behind all the emotional burnout and Wo'Angar's mockery, this is a puzzle game about figuring things out for yourself.
Spawn Mechanics: Summon objects and tools into the world to overcome obstacles.
No Hand-Holding: Just like dealing with the weight of the world, you have to figure out how to get to the flag on your own.
A fairly short experience that is meant to be "enjoyed like a box of cherry cordials" (like what even does it have to do with game???)
Частые вопросы
Игра Source aged like fine wine: ballad of jets распространяется в Steam бесплатно.
Дата выхода игры Source aged like fine wine: ballad of jets — 14 июля 2026 г., разработчик — MissingSqu. Вышла 2 месяца назад.
Минимальные: Windows 10, Intel Celeron G3900 / AMD Sempron 2650, GeForce GTX 650 / Radeon HD 7730 / Intel HD Graphics 500, 2048 MB RAM. В карточке требований выше минимальные и рекомендуемые требования сравниваются для каждой платформы.
По данным Steam, для Source aged like fine wine: ballad of jets нужно 15 MB свободного места на диске.
Положительных обзоров в Steam — 100,0% из 2; по оценке Steam, это «2 user reviews».
Нет — Steam не указывает для Source aged like fine wine: ballad of jets поддержку русского языка. Всего Steam указывает 1 язык, но ни одного с полной озвучкой.
Нет — в Steam игра Source aged like fine wine: ballad of jets указана как одиночная.
Страница Steam charts игры Source aged like fine wine: ballad of jets на SteamStatistics показывает текущий онлайн и графики за 24 часа, 7 и 30 дней; данные обновляются минимум раз в десять минут.
В Steam игра Source aged like fine wine: ballad of jets доступна для Windows. Поддержка контроллеров не указана.
Возрастной рейтинг Source aged like fine wine: ballad of jets: DEJUS 12 и IGRS 18.
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