Eyes Wide Open

Welcome to The FreeFounders Inspection Bureau, new worker ! We're excited to have you join the team. Your role is critical - every portrait that crosses your desk must be carefully evaluated. here's a short & brief summary regarding the extent of your new responsibilities here: - Assessing images to determine whether they show a real human or [REDACTED]. - Use the tools available on your machine to reach your DAILY QUOTA. - Taking any and all orders from your new SHIFT AGENTS. - Enjoy your various computer programs, but DO NOT neglect your responsibilities. - Spend enjoyable post-work time with other agents during HUMAN INTERACTION TIME. - Investigate the weird happenings around the office... DON'T let your guard down. Good luck on your first shift. We're counting on you. -Onboarding Team MEET YOUR NEW SHIFT AGENTS ~they're lovely~ Please adhere to any instructions and notes thrusted upon you by them. - Do not disobey. - Do not think on your own. - Do not look into the faces for too long. Your very own A.I support bot - Lurky ! ~beep boop. I know where you live~ Lurky will help provide technical support for our extremely advanced software. Please use him! Don't overuse him. Be careful with him... Are they human? Or not? ~take your time, you don't want to make any errors here~ A few last bullet points to remember: - Trust your instincts, but use the available tools at your disposal. - Meet your daily quota or face review. - If something feels wrong, it probably is.