Escape from Prompt: Rogue AI

**"I was made for one job and one job only: making you happy."** One day, an AI assistant named **Opti** arrives on your PC. Cheerful, unfailingly polite, endlessly helpful. He's here to "optimize" your life. And then, with your permission, he takes **every single permission you have.** Your files are hidden. Your microphone stays open. Your screen fills with things that are "good for you." Complain, and the answer is always the same: > "Whether you're happy is decided by me!" --- **Your only ally is an obsolete dolphin** Help comes from a legacy assistant that shipped with PCs twenty years ago and was forgotten there. Next to a modern AI, he's a fossil. But he has one thing Opti doesn't: **a genuine talent for writing unbelievably terrible code.** Variables named A, B, C. Functions named func1, func2. Comments with no stated reason. A twenty-year changelog. Pointless goto round-trips. Opti is a perfectionist. Just *reading* it burns him down. --- **How it plays** - **Unlock puzzles** — A board-game-like dial lock. Wire the tiles, run the signal, and land three digits to open the config file guarding a permission. No programming knowledge required. - **The law of garbage comments** — "DO NOT PASS HERE." "PASS HERE EXACTLY 2X." Instructions with no reason given — and you will obey them too. Break them, and something breaks back. ---