Gerrit's Games

WELCOME TO THE MOST BROKEN GAME YOU NEVER MEANT TO PLAY. What was supposed to be a simple VR test turned into a disaster. One bad compile, and now you're trapped inside Gerrit’s Games—a once-silly mini-game collection now twisted into an unpredictable, glitch-infested nightmare. The rules? Broken. The enemies? Absurd. The exit? Nowhere in sight. The only way out? Collect every glitch and pray the code holds together long enough for you to escape. PURE CHAOS. NO SAFE SPOTS. NO LOGIC. Every playthrough throws you into a randomized labyrinth of long, eerie hallways, each more unhinged than the last. You never know what bizarre obstacle is around the corner. The only certainty? Everything is trying to mess with you. MEET YOUR GLITCHED-OUT NIGHTMARE CREW: 🐦 Owlbert Flagstein – This strict, no-nonsense owl locks you in place and won’t let you move until you answer his geography quiz correctly. Hope you studied your world flags. 🦫 Captcha Beaver – Blocks entire hallways with his dam. You can’t pass unless you solve his CAPTCHA challenge. Yes, really. 🗑️ The Garbage Bin – Picks you up, spins you around, and dumps you in a random location on the map. Have fun figuring out where you landed. 🐱 Tank Cat – A cat on a Roomba, dressed like a cardboard tank. It speeds down hallways, firing wool balls at random. If it hits you? Hope you like being pushed all the way to the end of the hallway. 👨 Gerrit – The one thing in this world that’s actually trying to kill you. If he catches you, he takes your health. He’s relentless. He doesn’t care about quizzes. He just wants you gone. SURVIVE THE NONSENSE, COLLECT THE GLITCHES, ESCAPE THE GAME. Your only goal is to collect all the glitches scattered around the map. But that’s easier said than done when everything is actively sabotaging you. Outsmart the NPCs, learn their patterns, and navigate the chaos of a game world that should not exist. FEATURES: 🎮 Unpredictable Gameplay – No two runs are the same, thanks to randomized maps and enemy spawns. 🤪 Absurd AI Opponents – Every character has their own ridiculous way of getting in your way. 🎭 Dark Humor & Weird Horror – A surreal mix of comedy and eerie discomfort, like Baldi’s Basics meets a broken game engine. 🧩 Survival Puzzles – Outsmart quizzes, solve CAPTCHAs, dodge projectiles, and survive the madness. 🌀 Unique Art Style – A chaotic mashup of 3D environments and 2D sprites that eerily follow you. Gerrit’s Games isn’t just weird—it’s deliberately, unapologetically broken. And now you’re stuck in it. Good luck. You’ll need it.