Presidential Social Media Manager

You’re not a strategist. You’re not a therapist. You are just extremely online. And somehow, that was enough to land you the top job in digital diplomacy: Fixing the internet presence of the Kingdom of Tariffica’s most dangerous man. This is a visual novel about power, propaganda, and posting through it. The President is brilliant, unhinged, and spiritually powered by coffee and delusion. He posts in all caps. He livestreams declarations of love to himself. And he thinks you—yes, you—can save his public image. Can you make a war crime look sexy? Can you spin a breakdown into a motivational reel? You’ll try. You’ll fail. You’ll unlock 8 different endings and at least 2 international incidents. THIS GAME INCLUDES: - 💻 One man’s mental state + a whole country’s notifications - 🧠 10,000+ words of dangerous nonsense - 💘 8 Endings that range from accidentally launching a cyber-foot fetish conspiracy to sinking a national economy - 🎧 Actual options menu. Not even sarcastic. It really works this time. - 📸 Glorious sprites and photos so blurry they’re considered art This isn’t a game about fixing anything. It’s a game about pretending you did, long enough to survive the press conference.