Rami is 19, broke and full of big plans: become King of Frankfurt's train station. Deliver mysterious packages, battle the boys at the punching machine, impress Talahina and survive an ordinary day in the life of a Talahon. Open-world satire full of slang, scooters and fanny packs.
Welcome to the station district, bro.
Rami is 19, lives with his mum Anne and has a plan: become a rapper, become King of the Station, and impress Talahina. The problem: €12.84 in his account. Studio time at Studio 069 costs €200.
So Rami delivers mysterious packages for a guy called "Shadow". Code words, back-alley handovers, "Don't ask what's inside". And always dodge the city enforcement office.What awaits you
- Frankfurt as an open world: the main station, Kaiserstraße, Zeil, Konstablerwache and Hauptwache
- Two story days: Day 1 with the package mystery, Day 2 as "an ordinary day in the life of a Talahon", from getting up at 12:30 to philosophising at 4 a.m.
- Minigames: spitting duel, punching-machine battle, staring contest, selling bazaar perfume, a gym session and a TokTok LIVE stream with Talahina
- BOLZ e-scooter: battery, boost, jumps, tricks and its own race series
- Delivery job with ranks: packages all over town, faster deliveries mean bigger tips
- Side missions: from Anne's shopping list to campaign chaos at the Hauptwache
- Your rapper name: you decide what Rami is called in the scene
- Over 1,400 voiced lines, all in German, with Frankfurt slang and real Hessian dialect (the game itself is in German)
- Original German rap soundtrack in the main menu and on the scooter radio
Satire with heart
Talahon Simulator pokes fun at the wannabe lifestyle: fanny packs, aura, rapper dreams and big plans. Origin and religion are never the punchline. Rami stays likeable, and in the end family is what counts.
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