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🚨 SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨 A new update is coming on October 1st! 👶🎹 New obstacles, new challenges, and new ways to suffer are on the way. Get ready to crawl your way to Mom. 😈 About the Game EVERY JOINT IS YOUR PROBLEM 16 KEYS. 8 JOINTS. 100 METERS. ONE BABY. You control EVERYTHING. Shoulders. Elbows. Hips. Knees. You wanna crawl? GOOD LUCK. You wanna roll? DO IT. You wanna stand up? BRO, YOU'RE A BABY. Your mission is simple: reach Mom. The problem? There are 27 household hazards waiting for you, including bottles, socks, slippers, phones, remotes, and a ROBOT VACUUM THAT WANTS YOU DEAD. Every key controls a different movement. Every mistake becomes a physics experiment. And yes... EVERY KEY PLAYS A DIFFERENT MUSICAL NOTE. So while you're trying to make this baby crawl, you're basically playing piano with your suffering. FAIL. RAGE. ADAPT. - 100-meter physics challenge - 16-key ragdoll controls - 8 independently controlled joints - 27 household hazards - Seeded courses - Personal-best tracking - 16 musical notes - 13 interface languages - Windows 64-bit You don't need to be good at games. You just need to make a baby crawl. HOW HARD CAN IT BE?