I hate progress bars

A short incremental clicker about the bar that stops at 99% You bought a game. That was 40 minutes ago. It is still downloading. Apparently you have to download half the internet first So click the bars to make them go faster. Every one of them stalls at 99% and has to be forced the rest of the way. Multiple chapters, each with its own look, mechanics and boss Every one is a different piece of software keeping you waiting — an installer, a boot screen, a sync, a scan — each with its own bars and its own thing standing between you and 100%. Unlock skills that click for you A whole tree of them: harder clicks, bars that fill themselves, beams that sweep the screen, and automatic cursors. Take revenge for every hour you have lost waiting By the end you are not clicking one bar. You are watching the machine work for you. Don't let them stop you. You WILL play the game today.