Work for a dystopian Inspection Bureau, Determine whether the subjects are humans or not, Uncover secrets, Endure psychological horrors and reach your work quota - or else.
Welcome to The FreeFounders Inspection Bureau, new worker !
We're excited to have you join the team.
Your role is critical - every portrait that crosses your desk must be carefully evaluated.
here's a short & brief summary regarding the extent of your new responsibilities here:
- Assessing images to determine whether they show a real human or [REDACTED].
- Use the tools available on your machine to reach your DAILY QUOTA.
- Taking any and all orders from your new SHIFT AGENTS.
- Enjoy your various computer programs, but DO NOT neglect your responsibilities.
- Spend enjoyable post-work time with other agents during HUMAN INTERACTION TIME.
- Investigate the weird happenings around the office... DON'T let your guard down.
Good luck on your first shift. We're counting on you.
-Onboarding Team
MEET YOUR NEW SHIFT AGENTS
~they're lovely~
Please adhere to any instructions and notes thrusted upon you by them.
- Do not disobey.
- Do not think on your own.
- Do not look into the faces for too long.
Your very own A.I support bot - Lurky !
~beep boop. I know where you live~
Lurky will help provide technical support for our extremely advanced software.
Please use him!
Don't overuse him.
Be careful with him...
Are they human? Or not?
~take your time, you don't want to make any errors here~
A few last bullet points to remember:
- Trust your instincts, but use the available tools at your disposal.
- Meet your daily quota or face review.
- If something feels wrong, it probably is.