Are You Man Enough? Markets are hitting all-time highs, and you’re probably already set for early retirement. Good for you! But do you ever wonder what it’s like in the trenches? For less than the price of half a sandwich, you can watch them dodge the flying debris of soul-crushing workloads!
Endless work, inescapable clients, running into your boss on your day off, and getting a new email the second you clock out—feeling totally burned out? Come escape with us and learn how to truly lie flat!
This is a healing sanctuary built specifically for all the physically and mentally exhausted modern workers out there. Here, there are no rushed project deadlines, no late-night panic calls, and nothing but pure, unadulterated zoning out and doing absolutely nothing. Put down those endless reports, toss your mouse and keyboard aside, and give yourself a blank slate of time where you don't have to socialize or try at all.
Ready to temporarily log out of real life? Take a deep breath, shed the pressures of reality, and join us in this pain-free art of taking it easy!
[Gameplay and Features]
- Dodge Work Bullets: Move flexibly in the office environment, test your reflexes, and dodge "Emails", "Clients", and "Boss" coming from all directions.
- Survival Time Challenge: The longer you survive, the faster work spawns and the denser the bullets get. Challenge your ultimate survival time!
- Key Skill System:
- [Coffee]: Drink to gain 3 seconds of invincibility and resolve crises.
- [Go Vacation]: Instantly clear all work on the screen and enjoy a moment of peace.
- Rich Corporate Slave Ranks: Unlock various humorous rank titles based on your survival time, ranging from "The New Guy" to "Corporate God".
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