Dunderbeck

From the minds that brought you Hot Dogs, Horseshoes & Hand Grenades comes a FRANTIC Inventory-Management Auto-Battler! The De-Emulsification fractured both Cincinnati’s streets and her soul. Ever since, the barely navigable city has played host to a slew of despicable creatures, hell bent on sullying the image of this once great metropolis. The Cincinnati Department of Meats and Sanitation has seen fit to create a new role to clean up this chaos: the Dunderbeck. Square up with the charming denizens of the city. Encounter a huge variety of mystical creatures in over 16 unique locations. Seriously, pick something up and swing. A spoon? Sure. A lead pipe? Why not. A rat? Desperate times, right? Just don't expect your makeshift arsenal to last forever. Expect to take a few licks yourself. Keep your body running with sustenance of varying quality. Absolutely everything is edible - at least once. Shove carcasses and random junk into the "Machine" to cook up higher quality food, cobble together tools, and forge temporary weapons. Discover hundreds of unique craftable items. Everything you tear off your foes or pick up from the floor has a size and shape. Put it in rows or horde everything in disgusting piles. Maybe there’s an optimal way to do it, maybe you don’t care!