Call the Ambulance

Call the Ambulance is a chaotic co-op comedy for 1–4 players about being the world's least qualified emergency crew. Answer the call, storm the scene, and turn every rescue into glorious, physics-fueled disaster — part ambulance sim, part friendship-ending chaos. Pile into the ambulance with up to three friends and split the chaos: one drives, one hauls the stretcher, one panics with the checklist. Every call is a team effort. Every mistake is a group project. Crack open the med bag — scissors, stethoscope, gauze, a suspicious banana — follow the checklist, and treat patients in ways that would make a real medic faint. Enthusiasm over expertise, every time A tea-sipping patient with an axe in his skull. A body-shaped lump on a filthy couch. A bank job gone loud. Even, somehow, a pirate. From ordinary living rooms to full-blown catastrophes, no two emergencies are the same. Easy to jump into, impossible to do with dignity. Bring friends. Bring bandages. Leave your reputation at the door. Call the Ambulance. Help is on the way. God help your patients.