Über Machine Fable
!!!WARNING: DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING!!!
This game takes place INSIDE a COMPUTER system. Join our heroes as they try to save their home from deletion, and at the same time, learn to love and discover secrets that were secret.
FEATURES:
1. TURN BASED FUN FUN FUN
2. SOLVE PUZZELS
3. UPGRADE CPU, HHD, RAM EXT(EQUIPMENT)
4. DEVELOP RELATIONSHIPS, PROGRESS STORY
5. EXCLUSIVE IN GAME TV SHOWS
6. HIDDEN BOSSES AND AREAS
7. BAD GRAMMAAR SPELTINGS, AND PUKSUATIONS
8. SHIDDY ART STYLE
9. TERRIBLE SENSE OF HUMOR
10. Out of 10.
11. AWESOME DAY/NIGHT CYCLE FUNCTION
12. RAD ARCADE MINI GAMES FROM THE 80'S MAN
13. COOL FAST TRAVEL SYSTEM
14. UNIQUE BOSS DICE ROLL COUNTER SYSTEM
15. COLLECTABLES, NES CARTS, VHSs, EQUIPMENT ECT.
16. AMAZING COMPUTER HACKING
17. STUNNING VARIOUS MULTIPLE ENDINGS
18. FULL COLOR STATIC CUTSCENES, YEAH, FOR REAL
19. INTERCHANGEABLE HARDWARE AFFECTS ABILITIES
HOW TO PLAY:
You will need the following:
*One hand (Two hands optional)
*Brain x1(Add more if needed)
*Liver x1
*Heart x1
*Spine x1(Optional)
*Esophagus(Optional)
If you do not possess these things, feet and elbow, nose, and forehead is acceptable. No tongues
No one ever reads these things, so just look at the pretty pictures.
If you are reading this, here is a secret code. "Secret Code"
