We Gotta Go

You and your friends are stuck in a haunted mansion and desperately need to find the bathroom. Your goal: navigate the haunted halls and survive ghostly encounters to reach the porcelain promised land to escape before your bowels betray you! Fear, stress, and bad burritos all push your gut closer to disaster. Manage your bowels carefully - make better food choices, fart to relieve the pressure, and more, all before you become a pile of poo. TP Mummies, turd mobs and a host of other horrors lurk in the darkness, waiting to scare your pants off. Literally. Light up lanterns, wield wonky weapons, and fling fancy furniture to break open doors, solve haunted puzzles, and keep ghosts at bay (or just throw s#!t at your friends). Scavenge clothes from corpses to mix up your style. Then die, and return as a playable poop, only to be reborn again with an even better fit. The procedurally generated mansion won’t make it easy: its many passages are blocked, locked, hidden, and haunted... Can your team survive and extract via the porcelain throne?